mxgicdave:

he has me by my heart

mxgicdave:

last place in the wet t shirt contest

mxgicdave:

good ol msf days….

snailesque:

protective

famicom:

HELLO? WHAT? HELLO? SNAKE? HELLO? HELLO? METAL GEAR? HELLO? 

taakoluvr:

>:3c

yourfavelovesyouunconditionally:

Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid loves you unconditionally !!!!

delsinsfire:

Big Boss vs. Venom Snake

apricots-from-nara:

snakes-ass:

codegoth:

our brains are… the ultimate computer. 5 billion or so cores. but unfortunately most of them are permanently dedicated to subroutines like “thinking about slurp”

@bubonicc

Why are you calling me out like this

apricots-from-nara:

carrionthird:

secondclassvines:

“Words cannot verbally explain how I feel after you just uttered that”

[*metal gear codec sound* *solid snake voice* “hrrn, colonel, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards”]

@bubonicc

Thanks, this added 100 years to my life

topographicocean:

kibou-dere:

kibou-dere:

• you’re pretty good
  
• kept you waiting huh
• he’s coming too?
• you destroyed their anti-air radar??????? it wasn’t one of the targets b

• thanks for that, boss
  

• you killed a child? amazing, mission complete. that right there is why you’re the best
  

yuramoonbow:

when your fave boy is in smash

droolingdemon:

hind d?